Asterisk sound files (p.91)

Voice Mail System

Voice Mail System
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Please wait a moment.

Please wait a moment.
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Please wait one moment while I access our gigantic library of offensive sounds!

Please wait one moment while I access our gigantic library of offensive sounds!
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Wakeup call

Wakeup call
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Your wakeup call has been cancelled.

Your wakeup call has been cancelled.
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Daily Wakeup Call

Daily Wakeup Call
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For daily wakeup calls...

For daily wakeup calls...
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For a one-time wakeup call

For a one-time wakeup call
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One-time wakeup call

One-time wakeup call
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A man walks into a bar, sits down and ... welcome to Comedian Mail!

A man walks into a bar, sits down and ... welcome to Comedian Mail!
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warning

warning
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was

was
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was last seen

was last seen
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Washington

Washington
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Washington, DC

Washington, DC
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watch

watch
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I'm sorry, the person you've reached is not named Watson. We would be glad to come to your assistance but have to pick up the kids at soccer practice first. We will return your call as soon as possible.

I'm sorry, the person you've reached is not named Watson. We would be glad to come to your assistance but have to pick up the kids at soccer practice first. We will return your call as soon as possible.
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we apologize

we apologize
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We don't have tech support.

We don't have tech support.
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Weasels have eaten our phone system.

Weasels have eaten our phone system.
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