Asterisk sound files (p.91)
Please wait one moment while I access our gigantic library of offensive sounds!
Please wait one moment while I access our gigantic library of offensive sounds! extra
14 Jun 2014 - 1:08pm
Your wakeup call has been cancelled.
Your wakeup call has been cancelled. extra
14 Jun 2014 - 1:08pm
For a one-time wakeup call
For a one-time wakeup call extra
14 Jun 2014 - 1:08pm
A man walks into a bar, sits down and ... welcome to Comedian Mail!
A man walks into a bar, sits down and ... welcome to Comedian Mail! extra
14 Jun 2014 - 1:08pm
I'm sorry, the person you've reached is not named Watson. We would be glad to come to your assistance but have to pick up the kids at soccer practice first. We will return your call as soon as possible.
I'm sorry, the person you've reached is not named Watson. We would be glad to come to your assistance but have to pick up the kids at soccer practice first. We will return your call as soon as possible. extra
14 Jun 2014 - 1:08pm
We don't have tech support.
We don't have tech support. extra
14 Jun 2014 - 1:08pm
Weasels have eaten our phone system.
Weasels have eaten our phone system. extra
14 Jun 2014 - 1:08pm