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Thank you for calling Super Awesome Company, Waldo's premier provider of perfect products. If you know your party's extension, you may dial it at any time. To establish a sales partnership, press one. To speak with a customer advocate, press two. For accounting and other receivables, press three. For a company directory, press four. For an operator, press zero.
Can you believe this phone system is free?
Can you believe this phone system is free?Billing and collections
Billing and collectionsThank you for calling. We are unavailable to take your call at this time so have forwarded your call to a Babbage difference engine for parsing and transcription. To avoid errors please leave a message in words of one syllable or less and avoid run-on sentences. You may also leave a message in binary using the words one and zero or oh. Thank you.
Thank you for calling. We are unavailable to take your call at this time so have forwarded your call to a Babbage difference engine for parsing and transcription. To avoid errors please leave a message in words of one syllable or less and avoid run-on sentences. You may also leave a message in binary using the words one and zero or oh. Thank you.Try to spend your time on hold not thinking about a blue-eyed polar bear.
Try to spend your time on hold not thinking about a blue-eyed polar bear.Thank you for calling. Your anonymous tip has been recorded and the bomb disposal team has been dispatched to your location. No further action is required unless you require a clean pair of shorts. We cannot help you there.
Thank you for calling. Your anonymous tip has been recorded and the bomb disposal team has been dispatched to your location. No further action is required unless you require a clean pair of shorts. We cannot help you there.