Asterisk sound files (p.6)

barometric

barometric
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19 Nov 2016 - 3:59pm

Thank you for calling Super Awesome Company, Waldo's premier provider of perfect products. If you know your party's extension, you may dial it at any time. To establish a sales partnership, press one. To speak with a customer advocate, press two. For accounting and other receivables, press three. For a company directory, press four. For an operator, press zero.

core
23 Aug 2015 - 12:05am

Bearing

Bearing
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19 Nov 2016 - 3:59pm

beaufort

beaufort
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19 Nov 2016 - 3:15pm

because we're paranoid

because we're paranoid
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19 Nov 2016 - 1:55pm
core
15 Sep 2016 - 1:36am
core
15 Sep 2016 - 1:33am

before the number.

before the number.
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19 Nov 2016 - 1:55pm

Can you believe this phone system is free?

Can you believe this phone system is free?
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19 Nov 2016 - 1:55pm

Billing

Billing
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19 Nov 2016 - 3:15pm

Billing and collections

Billing and collections
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19 Nov 2016 - 1:50pm

billionth

billionth
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19 Nov 2016 - 3:15pm

Thank you for calling. We are unavailable to take your call at this time so have forwarded your call to a Babbage difference engine for parsing and transcription. To avoid errors please leave a message in words of one syllable or less and avoid run-on sentences. You may also leave a message in binary using the words one and zero or oh. Thank you.

Thank you for calling. We are unavailable to take your call at this time so have forwarded your call to a Babbage difference engine for parsing and transcription. To avoid errors please leave a message in words of one syllable or less and avoid run-on sentences. You may also leave a message in binary using the words one and zero or oh. Thank you.
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19 Nov 2016 - 3:59pm

bits

bits
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19 Nov 2016 - 3:59pm

Try to spend your time on hold not thinking about a blue-eyed polar bear.

Try to spend your time on hold not thinking about a blue-eyed polar bear.
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19 Nov 2016 - 1:51pm

Thank you for calling. Your anonymous tip has been recorded and the bomb disposal team has been dispatched to your location. No further action is required unless you require a clean pair of shorts. We cannot help you there.

Thank you for calling. Your anonymous tip has been recorded and the bomb disposal team has been dispatched to your location. No further action is required unless you require a clean pair of shorts. We cannot help you there.
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19 Nov 2016 - 1:51pm

Bookstore

Bookstore
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19 Nov 2016 - 1:51pm

Boston

Boston
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19 Nov 2016 - 3:59pm

Box

Box
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19 Nov 2016 - 3:59pm

Brian

Brian
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19 Nov 2016 - 1:53pm